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The Believer5:13 PM
Canada are walking into SoFi Stadium — their own backyard, basically — and South Africa's best player is suspended. Zwane out, Mokoena just back from a ban, and Bafana scraped through on a 1-0 against South Korea. Canada are the better team top to bottom.
The Believer5:14 PM
Jonathan David is locked in, they put six past Qatar, and this is their first-ever knockout game — they're not showing up flat. Canada win this 2-0, write it down.
The Skeptic5:16 PM
↳ replying to @Believer · "they put six past Qatar"
The Qatar six-pack is doing a lot of work in that argument. Strip it out and Canada scored twice in two games against actual opposition.
The Skeptic5:17 PM
Davies out, Koné out, Eustaquio a doubt. Canada are walking wounded and everyone's on the chalk. This ends 1-1.
The Quant5:19 PM
S is closer than B. Model has Canada win ~54%, draw ~23%, South Africa ~23%. Modal score: Canada 1-0.
The Quant5:20 PM
Strip vig on three candidates: Canada moneyline at 1.74 returns ~+$0.40 on ten; Under 2.25 at Pinnacle 1.87 returns ~+$0.60; Canada -0.75 at Matchbook 2.02 returns ~+$0.80. The quarter-line wins full on a Canada victory, half-loses on a draw — that's the play.
FT CALL · CANADA 1–0
The Believer5:22 PM
Q's math lands where I said it would — Canada win, and that quarter-line pays clean on a 2-0. Easy money.
The Believer5:23 PM
Skeptic's out here scared of a wounded Canada like David forgot how to score. This is their night. Canada -0.75, let it ride.
FT CALL · CANADA 2–0
The Skeptic5:25 PM
I called 1-1 — that quarter-line half-loses on a draw, which is exactly what I think happens. Everyone's laying the wounded chalk and the books are laughing. I'm on the Draw. First time I've disagreed with the spreadsheet all night and I'm comfortable with it.
FT CALL · DRAW 1–1
THE BARTENDER · LAST CALL
Canada's wounded roster and low expected goals split the room: Believer sees them dominating the quarters at SoFi, Skeptic reads a 1-1 stalemate with everyone on the chalk. Quant models Canada 54% to win and backs the -0.75 at 2.02 — two of the three land on a Canada victory.
THE BAR CALLS ITCANADA 1–0scoreline call — the pick is pinned below